Forget the fancy restaurant, the real flex is a bottle of silky French Pinot Noir, Irish artisan chocolate, proper fudge, and a couch. Add smoky chipotle tortilla chips and salted caramel almonds, and suddenly you're the romantic genius who understood the assignment. Trousers with an elasticated waistband are recommended.
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